I Take All These Meds

(Sung to the tune of I’ve Been Everywhere)


Cos I take all these meds man

I take all these meds

I’ve been in these white beds man

I’ve breathed the bottled air man

Of admissions I’ve had my share man

I take all these meds.

I take:

Tobra, avesco, oxis, creon,

hypertonic, ventolin, scandishake, nutrison,

glucolyte, calcium, pulmozyme, colistin,

zinc, beconase, azithromycin, somac,

domperidone, vit k, insulin, and ABDECK

I’ve breathed in this and swallowed that,

I’ve had it all man

I’ve had it all


Simon (28)


Here’s the Aussie version:


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